Post by Abe on Feb 28, 2005 12:24:17 GMT -5
It owns to have a forum of your own when you had a day like this one. Cause I need to whine and feel sorry for myself.
Monday morning. Dentist. I was gonna remove a tooth. Easy enough huh?
Wrong.
The tooth is too far back in between, dug down, hidden, in a bad spot and a bitch to get rid off. So they insert knifes into my mouth, cut me up and then goes to work ont he tooth, breaking into small pieces. Should be fast at least, when they use the heavy artillery right?
Wrong.
Two fuggin hours of agony and pain under a blanket with mouth stretched out large enough to insert a foot, before that little fucker of a tooth was removed. So it's finally over right?
WRONG!
When they gonna sew me up again the painkilling shit they inject has faded. Abe screams like a crossbreed of a 7 year old girl and a tortured pig from the needle. "Oups", goes the dentist. So I get more painkilling shit, making most of my face numb. They finish and I'm off. Go home, relax with a movie and celebrate my new mouth.
wrong...
Comes home and tada, all painkilling shit has faded. So I do what any short tempered man would do when it feels like he switched face with freddy Kruger. I drop a bunch of morfine based pills and scream at the dog cause that fucker is looking at me when Im dying.
So, now Im wasted and don't give a shit about anything really. It feels great. I even made a TA sig. Booya.
Monday morning. Dentist. I was gonna remove a tooth. Easy enough huh?
Wrong.
The tooth is too far back in between, dug down, hidden, in a bad spot and a bitch to get rid off. So they insert knifes into my mouth, cut me up and then goes to work ont he tooth, breaking into small pieces. Should be fast at least, when they use the heavy artillery right?
Wrong.
Two fuggin hours of agony and pain under a blanket with mouth stretched out large enough to insert a foot, before that little fucker of a tooth was removed. So it's finally over right?
WRONG!
When they gonna sew me up again the painkilling shit they inject has faded. Abe screams like a crossbreed of a 7 year old girl and a tortured pig from the needle. "Oups", goes the dentist. So I get more painkilling shit, making most of my face numb. They finish and I'm off. Go home, relax with a movie and celebrate my new mouth.
wrong...
Comes home and tada, all painkilling shit has faded. So I do what any short tempered man would do when it feels like he switched face with freddy Kruger. I drop a bunch of morfine based pills and scream at the dog cause that fucker is looking at me when Im dying.
So, now Im wasted and don't give a shit about anything really. It feels great. I even made a TA sig. Booya.